Friday, February 19, 2010

Does Size Really Matter to the Sistas??


The Sistas decided to blog our 3 P.O.Vs on the controversial question of "Does size really matter?"

MICHELLE'S P.O.V.-
SIZE??DAMN THAT'S A PRETTY COMPLEX ISSUE.
OK NOW LOOK SIZE MAY MATTER TO SOME BUT NOT REALLY TO ME
WELL 5 INCHES I'M STRICTLY NOT DOING I WONT EVEN DO 6
THAT WILL NOT EVEN MAKE ME HUM A SONG
SEE IT'S ALL ABOUT GIRTH AND WIDTH THAT MAKES A DIFFERENCE
SOMETHING THAT MIGHT MAKE THE COON FART AND TALK TO YOU
I DON'T THINK LENGTH IS THE BIG DEAL BECAUSE IT COULD BE LONG AND
LEAN LIKE A DODGER DOG AND ALL THAT WILL DO WILL FRUSTRATE ME TO
THE FULLEST!!!!!!
NOW THICKNESS COUNTS
MUSHROOM HEADS EXCITING
THICK VEINS STIMULATING
PULSATION AND THRUST EXHILARATING
PUMPS PUMPS PUMPS GET ME TO WHERE I NEED TO BE
TOO LONG MAY CAUSE ME DISCOMFORT
THE SPEED OF PASSION WILL MAKE ME EXPLODE
SIZE COUNTS IN SO MANY WAYS BUT MAYBE THE WAY I LIKE
MAY NOT BE WHAT YOU WANT
SOME LIKE DONKEY D'S AND LONG TREE BARKS
I JUST WANT SOMETHING THAT WILL LET ME KNOW THEY WANT ME
JUST AS BAD
DOES SIZE MATTER??
YOU ANSWER THAT!!
ALL I CAN SAY IS IF THE PU&&Y DON'T DRIP THEN YOUR DICK WASN'T THE SHIT!!!!!

RONI'S P.O.V.-
DOES SIZE REALLY MATTER TO THE SISTAS?

HHMMMMM THIS IS ONE OF THOSE QUESTIONS THAT CAN BE ANSWERED YES AND NO....DAMN THE "D" IS A CRAZY THING..

WELL SINCE THIS FROM MY P.O.V. I MUST SAY(YES) THAT AS LONG AS ITS AT LEAST(AND THIS MAY BE TOO NICE) 6-6 1/2 INCHES(THAT'S MY SHOE SIZE LOL) AT LEAST, NO SMALLER THAN THAT OR IT WILL BE AN ISSUE OF SIZE!!!!.
BUT THEN AGAIN ARE WE TALKING ABOUT WHEN ITS HARD OR JUST HANGING?? CUZ WHEN ITS JUST HANGING IT CAN BE 6 AND THEN WHEN ITS HARD IT GROWS A COUPLE OF INCHES TO LIKE 7 1/2-8 INCHES...LIKE I SAID THE "D" IS A VERY CRAZY THING..
(THIS IS THE NO PART)BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT ASPECT/FEATURE OF THE "D" IS HOW IT MOVES AND CONDUCTS ITS BIZNESS. IF A GUY CAN'T HIT THE SPOT OR EVEN FIND IT, SHIT IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SIZE IT IS THEN. IF HE CAN HIT THE SPOT MULTIPLE TIMES AND KEEP THE "D' INNOVATIVE AND FRESH... WE ARE ALL GOOD. IF THE "D" ISN'T UP TO STANDARD THEN HE BETTER BE DOING THE BEST FOUR-PLAY AND USING HIS FINGERS AND TOYS TO MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE.
THE "POT OF GOLD" IS A VERY COMPLEX CREATURE; SOMETIMES SHE IS NICE AND SWEET AND OTHER TIMES SHE NEEDS TO BE SPANKED. THE "D" NEEDS TO KNOW WHICH MOOD SHE IS IN AND IF IT DOESN'T THEN BASICALLY IT'S WORTHLESS..SHIT WITH ALL THE TOYS WE HAVE AVAILABLE, THE "D" HAS MAJOR COMPETITION AND IF IT CAN'T PERFORM IT WILL BE REPLACED.
THE "D" CAN MAKE AND/OR BREAK A RELATIONSHIP FASTER THAN ANY OTHER ISSUE.
BUT DOES SIZE REALLY MATTER? LIKE I SAID BEFORE YES AND NO..BUT YOU GOTS TO LOVE ME LOOOONNGGG TIME!!!!

SMOOCHEZ


KAREEN'S P.O.V.-
For most women it is about preference, big, small or long depends on what a girl is into. (Read Blog on our Page-“Men grab a pen and paper…”, for an idea of “What Woman Want”)

I’m the type of chick that likes to know what I’m getting into. And we all know that 90% percent of the time prior to sex, it’s a game of Russian Roulette.

The double standard is kind of crazy.

Fellas, doesn’t size matter to yall? When you walk into club you are on the hunt for the fattest ASS, the Biggest Tatta’s and the fullest lips. You got poor girls running to the nearest plastic surgeon, cutting themselves up, just to be CHOSEN. Just so that it's all laid out for you, from a distance. Once you find that half naked chick from jump you KNOW without a reasonable doubt- that she must have some BOMB.


You’re set up before the first HELLO.


For ladies it’s not that easy! We (ladies) walk into the same club it’s not so obvious. You scope out the cute guy, now you got to walk up close to check out his ASSets. If you get too close 9 chances out of 10 you’ll have to start a conversation. By this point you have heard some dumb pick up line that has you super irritated. But if he looks good enough you keep him entertained.

Then you gotta dance with him. Blah, Blah, Blah. See how he moves; rub up against him- just so you can get some idea of what he is working with! All of this and your still unsure until before and during SEX.

Gay men know the deal- skinny jeans, tight shirts and tub tops. At least they know what they are working with from jump

Then there is the SUPERHERO SYNDROME. Like “HANCOCK” men think they can just fly around all day without a care in the world. Sticking every woman they can find, waking up the NEXT morning with SUPERPOWERS without a care in the world. No Pressure, “Just Saving Hoes”



YES, YES and YES. The Size of the D, the Size of the Bank Account and the Size of your Brain…. ALL MATTER

Yall 2010 men have it way to EASY!

Real Talk: Man the F-UP!

Yall don’t have to fight off ferocious dinosaurs, lions and tigers and bears or hunt wild boars anymore. From the beginning of time to today woman have bled every month and had agonizing Labor Pains…

All for YOUR Babies…

(Keep that in mind the next time you come across a woman that might be a little bitter, Don’t take it personal, it stems from some OLD shit!)

With that said, Fellas give a Sista Something to be Excited About!!!

Some BOMB D, Cash and some Head (Smarts) is the least you can contribute to the evolution of Mankind!

Because Not all Chicks Need Saving!!!!!



Ladies Don’t SETTLE for the “D”!





2 comments:

  1. welll hmm idk. this is a hard question because sex is something strong and does it matter when you inlove.

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  2. Hahaha... I'm going to have to agree with Roni on this one ladies... Although you all made some valid points!!!

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