THIS IS A TRUE STORY! WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE IF YOUR FRIEND CALLED YOU WITH THIS?
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WATCH OUT CHICKS YOU MAY READ THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO!!
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WATCH OUT CHICKS YOU MAY READ THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO!!
SO I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH THIS SITUATION HEAVY ON THE MIND.
THE COMPUTER WILL GET YOU IN TROUBLE..
SO A MAN CHECKS HIS EMAILS AT HIS GIRLS HOUSE WHILE SHE'S AT WORK (NO THEY DON'T LIVE TOGETHER )SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS THINKING IN THE FIRST PLACE.
THIS DUDE GETS A PHONE CALL AND RUNS OUT THE HOUSE FORGETTING TO CLOSE HIS EMAIL.
HIS WOMAN COMES HOME AND WHAT DOES SHE DO?? GET ON THE COMPUTER LONG AND BEHOLD HIS OPEN EMAILS RIGHT IN HER FACE. AS A WOMAN WE AUTOMATICALLY START READING "RIGHT !! RIGHT !! DID I MENTION THIS COUPLE HAS BEEN TOGETHER OVER 10 YEARS BUT AFTER READING NUMEROUS EMAILS SHE WASN'T THE ONLY ONE THAT'S BEEN HOLDING IT DOWN!!
SO A MAN CHECKS HIS EMAILS AT HIS GIRLS HOUSE WHILE SHE'S AT WORK (NO THEY DON'T LIVE TOGETHER )SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS THINKING IN THE FIRST PLACE.
THIS DUDE GETS A PHONE CALL AND RUNS OUT THE HOUSE FORGETTING TO CLOSE HIS EMAIL.
HIS WOMAN COMES HOME AND WHAT DOES SHE DO?? GET ON THE COMPUTER LONG AND BEHOLD HIS OPEN EMAILS RIGHT IN HER FACE. AS A WOMAN WE AUTOMATICALLY START READING "RIGHT !! RIGHT !! DID I MENTION THIS COUPLE HAS BEEN TOGETHER OVER 10 YEARS BUT AFTER READING NUMEROUS EMAILS SHE WASN'T THE ONLY ONE THAT'S BEEN HOLDING IT DOWN!!
THE EMAIL READ: THANKS FOR A BEAUTIFUL VALENTINES DAY BABY YOU NEVER SURPRISE ME AFTER 7 YEARS!!
NOW IN HER MIND SHE WAS LIKE I DIDN'T GET NO FLOWERS , CARD, DINNER , A DAY AT THE SPA, AND LONG-LASTING D , HE SAID HE WAS AT WORK ON VALENTINES DAY!!
THIS DUDE RIGHT HERE SPENT $500 WHICH WAS DEDUCTED FROM THEIR JOINT BANK ACCOUNT TO MAKE HIS MISTRESS VDAY BEAUTIFUL . TALK ABOUT EVIL THOUGHTS RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RIGHT NOW LMAO!!
NOW LADIES LIFT YOUR JAWS THAT'S 3 YEARS LESS THAN HIM AND HIS "TOP WOMAN" I'LL CALL HER IN THIS CASE!
NOW YOU KNOW THE FOLLOWING EMAILS GET MORE INTO DETAIL RAW SEX , SHOPPING SPREES, RENT PAID, TRIPS AND ADDITIONAL WOMEN
BUT TO HER SURPRISE SHE WAS ALSO SUCKING ANOTHER WOMAN'S BODILY FLUIDS BECAUSE THIS DUDE WAS COMING HOME HAVING SEX WITH THE 10 YR CHICK AFTER HAVING RAW SEX WITH THE 7YR CHICK (SAME NIGHT) .
NOW THE TEN YEAR CHICK DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO BECAUSE SHE HAS THIS DUDE ON HER LIFE INSURANCE POLICY AND COMBINED BANK ACCOUNTS AND ON TOP OF THAT SHE IS SICK WITH CANCER. THIS DUDE IS HAVING HIS BOTTOM CHICK (7YR) GIVE HIM SYMPATHY BECAUSE HE'S TELLING HER HIS 10 YR CHICK IS SICK WITH CANCER AND HE HAS TO DRIVE HER AROUND, SHE HAS NO FRIENDS THAT WILL HELP JUST MAKING THE 10 YR CHICK LOOK HELPLESS AND VULNERABLE AND NEEDY.
LUCKILY NO KIDS BECAUSE IN THIS SITUATION IF IT WAS ME LIKE RONI STATES "I WOULD HAVE CAUGHT A CASE".
BUT TO HER SURPRISE SHE WAS ALSO SUCKING ANOTHER WOMAN'S BODILY FLUIDS BECAUSE THIS DUDE WAS COMING HOME HAVING SEX WITH THE 10 YR CHICK AFTER HAVING RAW SEX WITH THE 7YR CHICK (SAME NIGHT) .
NOW THE TEN YEAR CHICK DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO BECAUSE SHE HAS THIS DUDE ON HER LIFE INSURANCE POLICY AND COMBINED BANK ACCOUNTS AND ON TOP OF THAT SHE IS SICK WITH CANCER. THIS DUDE IS HAVING HIS BOTTOM CHICK (7YR) GIVE HIM SYMPATHY BECAUSE HE'S TELLING HER HIS 10 YR CHICK IS SICK WITH CANCER AND HE HAS TO DRIVE HER AROUND, SHE HAS NO FRIENDS THAT WILL HELP JUST MAKING THE 10 YR CHICK LOOK HELPLESS AND VULNERABLE AND NEEDY.
LUCKILY NO KIDS BECAUSE IN THIS SITUATION IF IT WAS ME LIKE RONI STATES "I WOULD HAVE CAUGHT A CASE".
SEE BEING THE HUSTLA THAT I AM HIS POCKETS WOULD BE STRAIGHT EMPTY AND I WOULD DAMAGE HIS CREDITABILITY HE HAS IN THE COMMUNITY AND SKID ROW WOULD BE HIS NEW HOME AND ALL HIS BASKETBALL DREAMS WOULD BE SHATTERED.
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS LADIES NEVER PUT YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET, ALWAYS MAKE YOUR OWN MONEY , STAY SECURE WITHIN YOURSELF SO YOU STAY STRONG ENOUGH TO WALK OUT OF SITUATIONS LIKE THIS AND NEVER LOOK BACK , ALWAYS KEEP YOUR OWN PRIVATE BANK ACCOUNT, ALWAYS KEEP A BACK UP D*&K, AND MAKE SURE WHEN YOUR MAN COMES HOME CHECK THOSE BALLS SO YOU WONT BE TASTING SOMEONE ELSE'S ICING!! NOW THAT'S REAL TALK!!
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